Yellow jokes
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
Let's chat here, sisters!
Kariah, blue heart!
Lariah, pink heart!
Iariah, yellow heart!
Me, green heart!
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
Yellow is the best.
“Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.”
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!