Yellow jokes
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
Let's chat here, sisters!
Kariah, blue heart!
Lariah, pink heart!
Iariah, yellow heart!
Me, green heart!
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.