And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey. To remind him what colour his piss is meant to be.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!" - Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew. - Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. - Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince. - Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
You mum fat she were a yellow T-shirt they say taxi
There's a one story house everything's yellow even the kitchen living room and bedrooms what colour is the stairs
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonerea
When your mum went to the uk and wore a yellow jacket everyone started yelling โtaxi! Taxi!โ
Your hairline so far back that if you wore yellow people would think you were one punch man
What is red orange and yellow but doesnโt feel anything when it falls,autumn leaves ๐
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too.
What's yellow and smells of Marge ??? Homer Simpson fingers
(Don't take this seriously just funny): Yo mama so fat when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her a yell "Hey Yo Taxi!!!"
Lets chat here sisters!
Kariah blue heart!
Lariah pink heart!
Iariah yellow heart!
Me green heart!
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted taxi
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Mexicans words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
