Yellow jokes
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
joe mama roast
"Balls" got me like: 😂
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
What is yellow?
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.