Yellow jokes
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.
I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"