Yellow jokes

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?

Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

What did the traffic light say to the other?

"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"

"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.

"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.

What's big and yellow...?

A bus full of kids.

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?

Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?

A: Gonorrhea.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

🤣🤣🤣

When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"

What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

If Red gets voted out, what happened?

Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"

Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"

Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"

Lime, Green, and Purple run.

Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.

Black killed Red. Black is the win.

LOL

Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?

So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.

What is my favorite color? Yellow.

What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!

What is yellow? The sun ☀️.