Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??