Whats the difference between a priest and MCDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you. She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted Nothing much I just decided to go home
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA they study black whole that are 8 billion years old while he was down here on earth staring at 14 your olds black holes.😈😈😈
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70 years old.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower? Slick her hair she looks 15
When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters, I think he didn’t like it, because I challenged him to a no hands contest. He said but I don’t have any. He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted I decided to go home
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises or get one dollar for saying the N word
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day The last entry was about 12 years old
