Ya Jokes

My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”

I’d tell ya a poop joke But your my favorite turd

orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets em. ( also I banged ya mum ;) )

I went up to the depressed kid and said, I like ya cuts G

Ya know I'm not to I to black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!!!

if your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top-of-ya

Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids

People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.

What ya call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick

Bf:Hey what ya doing?

Gf:just lying in bed

Bf:just lying in bed?

Gf:and eating cereal

Bf:Ha nice,what would you do if i was in bed next to you...?

Gf:eat my cereal

Bf:i mean if the cereal wasnt there

Gf:id get out of bed and get more cereal

Ya forehead so big sakuras forehead seemed small

What ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field a jammy cunt

I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I'm not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?

How do two emo kids greet each other,

I like ya cuts g

You want to hear a joke about pizza? Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!