You want to hear a joke about pizza? Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What can a rock possibly say?
Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard.
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
your mum said ,who did it ,ya nan!
Hey, how ya doin'?
Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.
Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.
Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
i saw a kid sitting on the curb and i asked him are you an orphan? he said ya what gave me away you're parents did.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
I'll turn ya nan into to bonemeal
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts g"
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
