Fancy playing rodeo sex? “ ok then” she said !! then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as ya sisters ass and hold on for dear life .. real life cow bow boy shit !!!
I hope ya'll that have depression kys you are worthless trash
just kidding
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I'm not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?
How do two emo kids greet each other,
I like ya cuts g
What ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field a jammy cunt
You want to hear a joke about pizza? Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
ya clown so stupid it took a spoon to the Superbowl
What can a rock possibly say?
Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room? "Smell ya later!"
guys the person that said suck a dick was mase his real name is mason so ya
i saw a kid sitting on the curb and i asked him are you an orphan? he said ya what gave me away you're parents did.
Hey~ How ya doin'?~ Well I'm doin' just fine~ I lied~ I'm DEAD inside~ Don't~ Tell me 'it's gonna be alright'~ I've tried, but I can't fight like this~ Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight~
My dumb ass thinking i made a friend, oh ya i forgot literally nobody likes me!!!!
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you? “Cmon, did ya really think I’d resist a-rest?”
I'll turn ya nan into to bonemeal
What do you say to a depression person? I like ya cut g
Whaddaya got when ya got yourself a deer with no eyes?
Ya got no-eye-dear.
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART
one day i walk up to a emo kid i realized he had a fresh cut so i grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him i like ya cuts g
Me: "Cya" Mom: "Where Ya Going?" Me: "The Orphanage To Make Yo Mama Jokes" Mum: ...
