Ya Jokes

What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you? “Cmon, did ya really think I’d resist a-rest?”

Hey~ How ya doin'?~ Well I'm doin' just fine~ I lied~ I'm DEAD inside~ Don't~ Tell me 'it's gonna be alright'~ I've tried, but I can't fight like this~ Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight~

My dumb ass thinking i made a friend, oh ya i forgot literally nobody likes me!!!!

your mum said ,who did it ,ya nan!

What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room? "Smell ya later!"

i saw a kid sitting on the curb and i asked him are you an orphan? he said ya what gave me away you're parents did.

Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”

“And yer hand?” asks Marty.

“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”

“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”

“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”

“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”

“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”

I'll turn ya nan into to bonemeal

Whaddaya got when ya got yourself a deer with no eyes?

Ya got no-eye-dear.

What do you say to a depression person? I like ya cut g

I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART

one day i walk up to a emo kid i realized he had a fresh cut so i grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him i like ya cuts g

Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar ? Can I push your stool in for ya

Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts g"

Me: "Cya" Mom: "Where Ya Going?" Me: "The Orphanage To Make Yo Mama Jokes" Mum: ...

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.