Wrist jokes
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.
If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.
If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.
It isn't any of those if it's suicide.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all, and if I could borrow it.
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.