Wrist jokes
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
Scan my wrist for 75% off!
If I cut my wrist, am I a zebra or a tiger?
My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all, and if I could borrow it.