Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
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I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper But instead I showed them my wrists
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
“what’s that on your wrist?” “im a cutting board. duh”
After long consideration, I’ve decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
My ex boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket check out for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97
Today a child asked if I was an angle, I asked why and he said "mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists
My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all and If i could borrow it.
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’
Now, my wrists look like a tiger
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
i told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists
What do emos like to do when they're sad... They play violin on their wrists
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
there are perks to bringing a emo to the grocery store you can get coupons by scanning their wrist
what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
tic tac toe.
Scan my wrist for 75% off!!
