Wrist jokes

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.

If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.

It isn't any of those if it's suicide.

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.

"what's that on your wrist?"

"I'm a cutting board. duh"

After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.

My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.

“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”

I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.

Found out I’m worth $3.97.

People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."

My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all, and if I could borrow it.

My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.

Now, my wrists look like a tiger.

Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.

What do emos like to do when they're sad?

They play violin on their wrists.

I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.

I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨

There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.

I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.

Scan my wrist for 75% off!

What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?

Tic-tac-toe.