Wrist jokes
Scan my wrist for 75% off!
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)