A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, sl*t!" I walked towards him. "I prefer slit." I said. "Why?" He asked. "You see this wrists?" I spat at him.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm. It gave me a discount!
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it’s perks
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
aking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd? It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
one day i walk up to a emo kid i realized he had a fresh cut so i grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him i like ya cuts g
I got detention one day, I don’t know why I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist
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An emo girl dyed her hair red. Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
what do u call a emo with knife cuts on their wrist a barcode
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
what do you say to an emos wrist... i like ur cut g
whats the difference between an emo people and normal people, normal people have wrists
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my 14 year old daughter went shopping at grocery story - she gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist , - the cashier scanned it and replied with " ma'am this item is worthless "
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store The cashier scans there wrist to
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
I asked my now ex boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat so yeah 😂)
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common: they both slap their wrist
Why does the emos mom like taking her son to the store?Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts
