Wrist jokes

What shouldn't you ask an emo?

"Do a wrist reveal."

I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.

My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.

You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.

I'll shut up now.

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark crying.

None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.

You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.

It gave me a discount!

Slit your wrists.

What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.

How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?

It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.

Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.

I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.

My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.

Now, my wrists look like a tiger.

Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.