Wrist jokes

Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.

Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?

Because when they win, they lose.

I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.

I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.

(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)

A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"

What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.

My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.

Now, my wrists look like a tiger.

My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.

“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”

I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.

Found out I’m worth $3.97.

An emo girl dyed her hair red.

Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.

There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.

My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all, and if I could borrow it.

I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.

I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.

It gave me a discount!

What do emos like to do when they're sad?

They play violin on their wrists.

What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.

I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.

I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.

My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.

You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.

I'll shut up now.

I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.

Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."

People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.