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Worst jokes

Dog

    • So, this guy, right? He has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog.

    About 2 weeks after he loses everything, he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "What do you mean by 'blowing chunks'?" says the boss. The man replies with, "Chunks is the name of my dog..."

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    • Message

    • What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

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    • Worst memes

    Florida

    • "Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."

    Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!

    Zoo

    • "Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."

    Jesus

    • Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇

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    • Day

    • I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?