Worst jokes
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
My grandpa killed 100 German soldiers; he was the worst German pilot ever.
Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.
Worst punishment of all
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!