this is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns
the 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
Look at the bright side ☀️😁! The worst 😔 is behind us.
i am the worst joke ever get it my whole life is a joke
why is 2020 the wors year becuse covid 19
what’s the worst song to play infront of a vegetable? “james brown - get on up”
what’s the worst song to play infront of a handicapped kid? “van halen - jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? I can't breathe - Juice Wrld
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don't like going to school
Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey
Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
health commercials be like:
serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, Diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, Cancer, Diabetes, Aids, Clamedia, Lupus, Ebola, polio, Leprosy, Pulmanary edema, heart attack, heart falure, yellow fever, but worst of all DEATH
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Whats the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
What the worst thing about committing suicide, You can only do it once
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself, It wasn't Sooner
How to tell if your depressed? You came to a website called worst jokes ever . com looking for a quick smile.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
The worst joke ever Why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9 Why was 9 thankful to 6 because 6 8 7 2
What's worst then finding 10 babys in 10 dumpsters??
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters
What’s one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while bieng at work was and i replied " being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers"
