Worst jokes
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
real.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.