Worst Jokes

I bought the worlds worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, its terrible.

What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?

Honey, I'm home!

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades

What's worse than a dead baby?- A pile of dead babies- whats worse than that? -The one on the bottom is alive.- And whats worst than that is, the baby has to eat it's way out

Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.

What is the worst comedy for disabled people?

Stand Up Comedy!

What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date? She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.

What is the worst thing about breaking up with a japanese girl? You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.

my grandpa killed 100 german soldiers he was the worst german piolet ever

DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille

What's the worst part of about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car? Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half

Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!

The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!

What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you? Your virginity

The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave

8008135 is my favorite number. The worst ratio is 6:9. And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?' Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six two.