Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
