Worst jokes
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!