What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
What’s the worst joke ever, your parent’s relationship.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
today was the worst day of my life, my ex got hit by a bus, and i lot my as a bus driver
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
What do u call a pig that does karate A pork chop
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
