Worst jokes
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
Memes
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!