Worst jokes

(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.

Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.

You can't drink alcohol or dance.

Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.

"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."

What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?

They can't have sex.

"Why?"

Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.

What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.

Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!

One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.

You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?

Answer: Living.

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.

Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!

"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"

I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!

What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?

Fall Guys.

What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?

A period.

Q: What are cheetahs?

A: The worst card players!

What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?

Getting her husband's voice just right.

The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?

A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!

What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?

We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.

But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.

Which nut is the worst for your diet?

Donuts.

The best and worst part about being bi:

Best: Double the love, double the fun.

Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.