Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world; it only had one dog in it. It was a Shitzu."
what's the second worst thing to happen to orphans? they can't have sex. "why?" because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
What’s a Asians worst nightmare a tree
you know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
answer: living
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever bc is obscene or offensive, it’s just a bad joke) Why can’t u hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because their dead
What is worst than Ants in your pants michiel jackson
Q: What are cheetahs? A: The worst card players🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops I dropped my lollipop.
what grade is the worst like if in elimenchry
Which nut is the worst for your diet? Donuts.
We thought that my mother died in the best was possible, during her sleep. But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years? Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage
Jesus is the worst just joking he is the best Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle Jesus comes from Bethlehem😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side my truck doesn't even have a dent.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
