Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years? Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
Which nut is the worst for your diet? Donuts.
what grade is the worst like if in elimenchry
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman? Getting her husband‘s voice just right
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops I dropped my lollipop.
Q: What are cheetahs? A: The worst card players🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired you still have to show up the next day.
We thought that my mother died in the best was possible, during her sleep. But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever bc is obscene or offensive, it’s just a bad joke) Why can’t u hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because their dead
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What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.
I just watched a program about beavers. it was the worst dam program I've ever seen.
Why are these jokes bad? They're literally the worst jokes ever.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage
Jesus is the worst just joking he is the best Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle Jesus comes from Bethlehem😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side my truck doesn't even have a dent.
Me: i am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans
Friend: what was the first
Me: the- they weren't always orphans
friend: o-o
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
this is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns
what is the worst thing to do at a funeral the corpse
