Worst

Worst Jokes

WW2

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

People

Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."

Plane

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

Child

What are the three worst years of a black child's life?

First grade!

Squirt

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

Dick

My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.

Mummy

Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?

Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.

That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.

Spy

If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

Memory

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.

You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)

Widow

What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?

"I'm sorry, I just had to."

Suicide

What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?

The school shooter will always spare you.

Orphan

Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???

Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.

(Disclaimer: not funny xD)

Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

Two of the worst jokes ever.

Abortion clinic

Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?

The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.

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  • Cheetah

    Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?

    Because she knew the lion was always lion.

    King

    Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.

    The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.