Worst jokes
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.