Worst jokes
If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the worst dam program I've ever seen.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
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