My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
