Worst jokes
I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables?
Fitting the wheelchair in.
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
It took Jesus 3 days to respond.
Worst lag ever!
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!