world's jokes
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.