world's jokes
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.