world's jokes
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing.
Man: "Ah, suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump?" Lady: "Yep. I hate this world." Man: "Well, if you're gonna die, can we have sex before you jump?" Lady: "Hell no! You creep!" Man: "Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore."
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.