What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
I heard that the world orphan organization has a sponsor......DC Comics
why have there been so many deaths around the world?trees and ropes
If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Elderly man: can I get a discount please, I fought in world war 2..
Cashier: sure!
Elderly man: danke
Why is Death the worlds biggest slut? Death gets to fuck everyone.
I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow... Nor the house
If you were to ask me, 'What is the easiest job in the world?', it would be an Australian psychiatrist. "G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!".
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.
I bought the worlds worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, its terrible.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
SHeep want to WOooll the world :)
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year and he was so ungrateful like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to
What's Africas greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 world cup...
What does a girl want more than anything in the world? -- Nothing. She's fine.
The world is a freaking rape joke
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
