World jokes
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.
Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?
Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.
Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.
Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.
Me: ...
How is the world like dirt?
Because we don't think twice about it.
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
My granddad killed Hitler.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.