World jokes

Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.

There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.

What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.

What’s the world’s most diseased country?

GerMany.

*World War 2 going on and then stops.*

Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."

Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.

BREAKING NEWS

All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.

The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."

9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.

Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!

I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"

Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.

What do you call it when school starts in Africa?

Black to school.

Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?

There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."

What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?

Two large planes.

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.