World Jokes

Who and the fastest readers in the world??

The people in the twin towers cause they went through over 100 stories in lest then 10 minutes

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9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football

Yes the Queen has died today, can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross dressing as her.

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My friend said why do you have depression there is so much happiness in the world and I said why do you have asma there is so much air in the world

I was just chillin in the world trade center and got airplane wifi

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended world war II

Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??

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So I met a boy and he said he would be happy to be a canibal because if we all we we could stop overpopulation and world hunger and I was like😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5...

‎...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.

I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him. So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

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nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users

what in the world jumps the highest? emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Happy land for kids Hello guys imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want with out parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call "Happy world for kids". Leave a comment telling me what it be called! enjoy! :)