World jokes
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."
"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.