World

World Jokes

9/11

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

Necrophilia

A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing.

Man: "Ah, suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump?" Lady: "Yep. I hate this world." Man: "Well, if you're gonna die, can we have sex before you jump?" Lady: "Hell no! You creep!" Man: "Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore."

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  • Time

    I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.

    Donald Trump

    Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.

    The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.

    In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!

    Firework

    I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.

    Debt

    Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?

    Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.

    President

    We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.

    Mom

    My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.

    Canada

    Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.

    Sibling

    This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.

    I wonder where the bodies are?

    Angel

    Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."

    Hiroshima

    Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.

    Plain

    Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.

    Color

    I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

    I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

    People

    What type of people think rape jokes are funny?

    Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂

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