See

Anonymous

What is the fastest thing in the world?

James Charles when he sees little boys

Hospital

yadad69

if stephen hawking is diying where do i take him currys pc world or hospital

Paper

Anonymous

I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.

But it was only on paper view.

Canada

Anonymous

Some day, Canada will take over the world. – And then we’ll all be sorry.

Fly

Microsoft

Hello this is your captain speaking, we are flying at a level of 89 feet, if you look out of your window on the left, you will see the world trade centre

Bin Laden

Mike Hunt

Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!

Curry

Anonymous

Is Stephen hawking under warranty, if so can I bring him back to currys pc world?

Eating

Tide Pods Challenge

The more people who like to eat tide pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁

0

Baby

Anonymous

My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She’s got my sister’s eyes.

4

Record

Anonymous

My penis was in the Guinness book of world records. – Then the librarian told me to take it out.

Planet

M-Dawg

Why can’t you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!

Dirt

fact

How is the world like dirt?Because we don’t think twice about it.

War

ExtraChromosomes

I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnam grandfather that world war 3 started

Body

Weirdo.

This is how my mom always threatens me: I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too. That’s why I only have 2 siblings left.

I wonder where the bodies are?

Uranus

ur anushole

the world exploded so now i need to visit uranus

Case

Isaac O.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn’t see that one coming, don’t feel bad, they didn’t either

Annoying

Anonymous boyyyy

THE BEST! joke in the world is me

Dont say that your not a joke JOKES HAVE MEANINGS

Baby

watersharky

Celebrate-By- watersharky Productions and Pitbull- Mr. Worldwide Let’s celebrate I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate We’ve been around the world, same song Work hard, play hard, all day long All the continents get jealous over me You can see me 3D overseas If you know me then you know where to find me Off in the Bahamas with a bad one behind me Now live it up, live it up, live it up Baby pick it up, pick it up, pick it up And we gon’ Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that’s the way we like to play We gon’ Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that’s the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate Turn it up Turn it up I’ve been patiently waiting for you to shake and shake it Make it or take it The point is we made it Courted by the game, call us Tom Brady And it’s not our fault that we have all the ladies But it’s hard to see these ladies when your middle name’s Equator All around the globe, matter fact see your later They’re great, we’re great at world war, dominators And we’re also some smooth operators, and we gon’ Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom That’s the way we like to play We gon’ Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that’s the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate Turn it up Turn it up Live it up (Live it up), don’t let life live you (Live you) It’s a good time (Good time), so we give you (Give you) Now live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up What you wanna do? I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate Turn it up Let’s celebrate Turn it up Let’s celebrate

Hungriness

Metalblade

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.

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American

Plagiarist

Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980’s they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!