Imagine working at the World Trade Center only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place
I remember when I was a kid i thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right, they used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
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People are making end of the world jokes, like there's no tomorrow.
You’re so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so u could wear a mask
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!
I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Some times I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world
Man 1: why don’t we just put all the dept in the world on one man then kill him? Man 2: we tried that once it started a cult
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys
This is how my mom always threatens me: I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too. That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
Why did Joe Bidden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world
Today a child asked if I was an angle, I asked why and he said "mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
why was the twin tower mad cus when they spawned in a minecraft world all they got was plains
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
The more people who like to eat tide pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
