Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one"
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki
THE BEST! joke in the world is me
Dont say that your not a joke JOKES HAVE MEANINGS
I’m telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution
How is the world like dirt?Because we don't think twice about it.
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
Why can't you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!
How do you create the worlds quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gaschamber.
when your deppresed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. ...just kidding- - none. They can't change anything.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly officer I never heard her say no.
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
Whats Gru's favourite Beyoncé lyric. Who run the world ... Gorls.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimers." Boy: "What's that?" Grandpa: "What's what?"
