World jokes
I rate it 9/11.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."
Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.