Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were one a falling airplane. Their were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world”, so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually their are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
My cock was in the book of world records... The librarian told me to take it out
Is Stephen hawking under warranty, if so can I bring him back to currys pc world?
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one"
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out
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THE BEST! joke in the world is me
Dont say that your not a joke JOKES HAVE MEANINGS
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :) -> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you'll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.
I’m telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution
English: Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no. Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?” “Under my bench,” he replies.
French: Toto est à l’école et demande s’il peut aller au salle de bain. La maîtresse dit non. Puis, elle demande à Toto, “Où est le plus grand riviere du monde ?” “Sous mon banc,” il répond.
How is the world like dirt?Because we don't think twice about it.
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
Why can't you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!
How do you create the worlds quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gaschamber.
when your deppresed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
how to solve world hunger and over population?
cannabalism
