The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
My granddad killed hitler
Hello this is your captain speaking, we are flying at a level of 89 feet, if you look out of your window on the left, you will see the world trade centre
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
Who and the fastest readers in the world??
The people in the twin towers cause they went through over 100 stories in lest then 10 minutes
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
Yes the Queen has died today, can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross dressing as her.
My friend said why do you have depression there is so much happiness in the world and I said why do you have asma there is so much air in the world
Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him. So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
what in the world jumps the highest? emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
Tell world best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry😈
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison 1 thing or another.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers, they're used to be two but now it's a sensitive subject
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
What’s the most emo country in the world? Qatar.
