World jokes
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
I live inside my own world of make-believe. Kids screaming in their cradles, profanities. I see the world through eyes covered in ink and bleach. Cross out the ones who heard my cries and watched me weep. I love everything. Fire's spreading all around my room. My world's so bright. It's hard to breathe, but that's alright. Hush, shh.
Tape my eyes open to force reality (oh no, no). Why can't you just let me eat my weight in glee? I live inside my own world of make-believe. Kids screaming in their cradles, profanities. Some days I feel skinnier than all the other days, And some days I can't tell if my body belongs to me. I love everything. Fire's spreading all around my room. My world's so bright. It's hard to breathe, but that's alright. Hush, shh.
I wanna taste your content. Hold your breath and feel the tension. Devils hide behind redemption. Honesty is a one-way gate to hell. I wanna taste consumption. Breathe faster to waste oxygen. Hear the children sing aloud. It's music 'til the wick burns out. Hush.
Just wanna be carefree lately, yeah. Just kicking up daisies. Got one too many quarters in my pockets. Count 'em like the four-leaf clovers in my locket. Untied laces, yeah. Just tripping on daydreams. Got dirty little lullabies playing on repeat. Might as well just rot around the nursery and count sheep.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?