my junk was in the book of world records until i got kicked out of the library
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11victims, they went through 87 stories in 7seconds
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm; Pc world
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty, a person comes up to the water, drinks it and says: why are you so salty :(
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
when your in the world trade center and you connect to airplane wifi
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
You know, people allways tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the world trade center that? 🤔
he is to fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
"whats the wifi password" '121i362" "its not working' "what wifi are you trying to connect to" "the united airline" were in the world trade center tho
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in china too.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
why is the world split in half because fat people are weighing the earth dow
"Why Are All These Orphans Here", Said Chris. " Because their dad went to go get the milk", Said MrBeast 3 Years Later, " I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD AND IM ALSO GIVING EACH OF THE 1000000000000 DOLLARS.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did. I spread covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
I was writing my final exams, and i saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world, to my knowledge i chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG, i was shocked beyond repair, shame on you psg, im now a college dropout
