How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
World Jokes
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."π¦
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." π―π±
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." πΆπ
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
