World

World jokes

Patient

Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.

Twin Towers

The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.

Dick

Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.

Concussion

My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.

He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.

A stone’s throw away, in fact.

Sport

When your friends [are] talking about sports:

Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁

Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱

Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀

Hunger

Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!

Language

If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?

An American.

Twin Towers

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.

Chess

Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?

A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.

Mom

Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.

Hand Grenade

My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.

He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.