World jokes
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
This is SLIGHTLY wrong
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"