World

World jokes

Orphan

POV: Orphans rule the world.

God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.

The orphan: Waaaaaa!

Monster

A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."

Memes

Mom

Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.

Orphan

Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?

Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.

Seed

What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?

Seed?

Seedeeznuts!

Fart

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.

Mama

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Country

My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.

Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Phrase

The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.

Nut

Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.