World jokes
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.