World jokes
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Memes
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?