If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
World Jokes
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
