World jokes
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.