World jokes
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Memes
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.