World jokes
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.