World jokes
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.