When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
Happy land for kids Hello guys imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want with out parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call "Happy world for kids". Leave a comment telling me what it be called! enjoy! :)
Imagine working at the World Trade Center only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place
yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slept on the floor.
This the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said one day, you'll leave this world behind. So live a life you will remember. My father told me when I was just a child, these are the nights that never die. My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply it makes me wanna cry :(
You’re so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so u could wear a mask
Man 1: why don’t we just put all the dept in the world on one man then kill him? Man 2: we tried that once it started a cult
I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.
A week before Christmas my wife left me, she said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore. On Christmas eve Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "all I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world." On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
why was the twin tower mad cus when they spawned in a minecraft world all they got was plains
My cock was in the book of world records... The librarian told me to take it out
Is Stephen hawking under warranty, if so can I bring him back to currys pc world?
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.
Why did half of the world to go hell? Because the were laughing at morbid jokes (You've been warned)
2019 Senior Prank- Hey fellas lets black out the school haha were so sneaky oh yes
2020 Senior Prank- Hey guys I’m a tech whiz let’s spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha it’s be so funny and good even the whole world might fall for it
Everyone in December 2020- looks at tech whiz “...you son of a (censored)!!!” Tech whiz- “you guys are the (censored)s I mean you fell for it for a whole year
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarter back."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
how to solve world hunger and over population?
cannabalism
