World jokes

World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.

Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!

An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...

...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

Who is not hungry in Africa?

A dead person.

They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.

Why can't people in Africa have medicine?

Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.

What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?

Answer: Crimea River!

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

Why have there been so many deaths around the world?

Trees and ropes.

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.

Who is the world's fastest reader?

The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.

Why aren't blind people in Brazil?

Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?