World jokes
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.