World jokes
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
Sheep want to wool the world :)
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.