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Why is it so hard to make a party on earth? Because you need to Planet.
how were tire swings made a tire said goodbye world and hung himself
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How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
A week before Christmas my wife left me, she said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore. On Christmas eve Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "all I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world." On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
If Stephen Hawking Gets a Heart Attack, where do you go, The hospital or curry’s PC World
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room." "Islam it is."
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? Its kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
How many redheads does it take to change lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
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A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably. Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."
Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"
Demon: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it."
Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"
Guy: "Golly"
Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."
Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."
Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."
Guy: "Wow."
Demon: "You like to do drugs?"
Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."
Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"
Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"
Demon: "You gay?"
Guy: "Uh, no."
Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."
You learn something new everyday. Like the people in 9 11 are the worlds fastest readers they went through 100s in under a seconds
did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world some are still up there
“ when the ugliest cat looked at you“ then you search up the ugliest thing in the world” you show up
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
What the slowest train in the world?A slowcoach!🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃
When your mama went to sea world the wales you start singing "WE are family even though your fatter then me
Who is the blindest person in the world
