World jokes
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Memes
what the world is wrong with steve
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."