World jokes
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.