World jokes
Africa.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
Memes
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.