World jokes
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
Africa.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.