Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
World Jokes
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
