World jokes
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.
Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.
A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.
In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.
He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.
So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!
2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!
Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"
Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!