World jokes
Africa.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.