World Jokes

The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.

I heard that the world orphan organization has a sponsor......DC Comics

Elderly man: can I get a discount please, I fought in world war 2..

Cashier: sure!

Elderly man: danke

If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.

I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow... Nor the house

why have there been so many deaths around the world?trees and ropes

They say their is strength in numbers, tell that to the people in the World Trade Center

Why is Death the worlds biggest slut? Death gets to fuck everyone.

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.'

SHeep want to WOooll the world :)

Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during world war two. He was an officer. Me: Cool, what rank of officer? Jim: SS. Me: ...

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When they said Titanic was "Unsinkable", then they said, "The World Trade Centers was UnCollapable."

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So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year and he was so ungrateful like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to

Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars

Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!