World jokes
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
How is the world like dirt?
Because we don't think twice about it.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
The earth is flat.
A young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
It's a RUF life in Africa.
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
The world's funniest joke? Your life.
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.