World jokes
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
The world's funniest joke? Your life.
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.