World jokes
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
People are making end of the world jokes, like there's no tomorrow.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
How many Africans does it take to change a light?
A water bottle.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard: the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills," grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence," grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags, "We have nuclear submarines which can stay underwater for six weeks without having to resurface!". Trump goes on, "Six weeks? That's nothing. I have the best submarines, they're underwater für at least three months!". Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - "Heil Hitler! We need Diesel."
Hello friken world shitytytytytytyt.
The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.