People are making end of the world jokes, like there's no tomorrow.
World Jokes
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
How many Africans does it take to change a light?
A water bottle.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard: the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills," grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence," grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
Hello friken world shitytytytytytyt.
The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
