There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
The earth is flat.
A young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
The worlds funniest joke your life
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
