World Jokes

Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.

What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!

What is the oldest animal in the world?

A zebra—it is black and white.

Steel led to World War 2.

I can hear the whole world booing me.

Loud Korea noise.

Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.

What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.

There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

Sheep want to wool the world :)

Science gets you to the moon.

Religion flies you into buildings.

Make a wish.

Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.

Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!

What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?

One has water; the other one doesn’t.

Africa.

Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?

Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.

Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.

What's a cow's favorite war?

World War Moo.

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.

If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.

Two guys were walking down the street, and one of the guys told his friend he could talk any blond in the world into giving him a blowjob, any blond!

So the guy bet him 20 bucks and pointed to this cute blond sitting on the side of the road and said, "Alright, let's see it!"

The other guy walks up to the cutie and says, "Hi, my name's Dave, and my doctor just told me that if I didn't get a blowjob from a blond within three hours, the disease I have will kill me in, oh, let's see now, 22 minutes!"

She looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said, "You mean I could save you from dying right now?" Then she says, "Pull it out!"

Ten minutes later, the two men were laughing and patting old Dave on the back when his friend noticed the blond sitting in the alley bawling her eyes out!

So he walks over to her and says, "I would have thought you would be so happy for saving my friend's life?!"

So she looks up at him just crying her eyes out even worse and says, "I could have saved my dad!"