I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
World War II Jokes
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
