World War II

World War II jokes

Hitler

I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.

Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.

Hitler

Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.

Peace

Hitler only wanted peace.

A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.

Memes

WW2

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

Popcorn

Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.

HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.

Difference

What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain Bolt can finish a race.

Hitler

Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?

But he really saved the History Channel.

Hitler

Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?

Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)

(To circumcised people)

Difference

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

Asian

Why are all Asians so skinny?

Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.