World War II jokes
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Memes
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
What do you call a nazi that canβt see?
A nozi.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. π π π π (no offense)
(To circumcised people)