World War II jokes
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him…
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags, "We have nuclear submarines which can stay underwater for six weeks without having to resurface!". Trump goes on, "Six weeks? That's nothing. I have the best submarines, they're underwater für at least three months!". Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - "Heil Hitler! We need Diesel."
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"