World War II jokes
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.