World War II jokes
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.