World War II jokes
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.