World War II jokes
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
Memes
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.