World War II jokes
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
How it feels To gas the other players and get in second from missing your aim.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
My granddad killed Hitler.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.