World War II jokes
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
How did Hitler like his portobello mushrooms?
Jewcy.
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Heil Kyle!
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!