World War II jokes
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Heil Kyle!
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.