World War II jokes
Heil Kyle!
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
Memes
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.