World War II jokes

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

He got the gas bill.

Why are Germans so good at cleaning?

They have experience in ethnic cleansing.

Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.

What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?

"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."

What was one cool thing about Hitler?

He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.

Another Nazi joke.

Did Nazi that coming?

Did Jew?

Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?

Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.

Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?

What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?

Usain Bolt can finish a race.

I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.

What did Jessiey do?

Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!

The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.

What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.

What is Hitler's least favorite fish?

Jewfish.

What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?

A gas grenade.

What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.

You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.

What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?

Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.

Keep calm and curry on!