World War II jokes
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.