World War II jokes
How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"