World War II jokes
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!