Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
World War II Jokes
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
Keep calm and curry on!
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
He wasn't that bad.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
