World War II jokes
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Why was Hitler kicked out of the Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters?
He could never finish a race.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!