What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
World War II Jokes
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
What would you do if you were killed?
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
When you fail art school.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
