World War II jokes
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
Memes
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
What would you do if you were killed?
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
When you fail art school.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?