World War II jokes
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
When you fail art school.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!