World War II jokes
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
Memes
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
When you fail art school.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What would you do if you were killed?
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.