World War II jokes
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
He wasn't that bad.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.