World War II jokes
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
What would you do if you were killed?
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
When you fail art school.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!