World War II jokes
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
When you fail art school.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What would you do if you were killed?
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.