World War II jokes
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
How did Hitler tie his tiny little shoesies?
With tiny little Nazis.
Nosy.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him…