World War II jokes
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
The Nazis.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
Memes
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.