World War II jokes
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So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
He wasn't that bad.
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
The Nazis.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"