Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
The Nazis.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
