Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
When you fail art school.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
Heil Kyle!
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
