World War II jokes
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Keep calm and curry on!
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
Why was Hitler kicked out of the Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters?
He could never finish a race.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
He wasn't that bad.
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
The Nazis.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
Why was Hitler banned from Formula One?
He could never finish a race.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.