Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
World War II Jokes
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
The Nazis.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
