World War II jokes
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Me: "My grandpa killed 100 nazis."
My friend: "Well, my grandpa killed Hitler."
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
What would you do if you were killed?
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
What do you call the bomb dropped on Hiroshima?
A rice cooker.
The Nazis.
To be the perfect German, you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.
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