Hitler's Return to the Internet

Once upon a chilling night, in the darkest corners of the internet, an unsettling occurrence took place. Adolf Hitler, the infamous dictator, somehow managed to rise from the ashes and found himself in the most unexpected forum - Worst Jokes Ever. This eerie spectacle caught the attention of the five moderators who oversaw the site.

Dagger, known for his ruthless enforcement of rules, couldn't hide his excitement. He saw this as an opportunity to welcome Hitler, saluting him in a hauntingly familiar manner and blurting out a German welcome, "Willkommen, Herr Hitler!"

Jake, one of the moderators, stood frozen in horror. Unable to comprehend the sight before him, he stammered, "W-What is happening? This can't be real! We have to stop him!"

Wade, usually laid-back, surprisingly welcomed Hitler as well. Raising his hand in an unsettling salute, he remarked, "Welcome back, Adolf. Long time no see!"

Ethan and SaH, two other moderators, recoiled in disbelief, their faces filled with disgust and fear. "This is a nightmare! How can you all welcome him?" Ethan exclaimed, his voice trembling.

Wilkinsonburritos, the last of the moderators, shared the same horror-stricken sentiment. "We cannot allow this. Hitler's plans for BoredPanda users in real life? It's unthinkable!"

Hitler, reveling in the attention he received, pressed on, speaking confidently about his malevolent ambitions. "I shall rid the world of BoredPanda users. They shall meet their fate at my hand. Their suffering will be my greatest joy."

The four horrified moderators exchanged fearful glances, realizing the magnitude of the situation. They understood the danger that Hitler's resurrection posed to innocent individuals everywhere.

In contrast, Wade and Dagger appeared disturbingly delighted, their expressions reflecting a twisted jubilation. Their loyalty, once dedicated to maintain order and ensure entertainment, had taken a sinister turn.

As Hitler's plans echoed through the virtual realm, the four frightened moderators finally found their resolve. "We must put an end to this," Ethan asserted, his voice resolute. "No more suffering shall come under our watch."

United by their common purpose, the four moderators rallied against the duo who seemed to have lost their sanity. Determined to thwart Hitler's terrifying plot, they devised a plan to ban the dictator from Worst Jokes Ever, forever ceasing his reign of horror.

Little did they know, this would be their ultimate test, pushing the boundaries of what they thought they were capable of, as they embarked on a desperate struggle to protect the innocent from the reviled past that had resurfaced against their will.

The little moderators fought and fought, but there was no end to the insatiable appetite of the Fuhrer, and like clockwork, the news articles appeared showing 6,043 BoredPanda users being systematically murdered by an "unknown" culprit.