World Trade Center jokes
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.