World Trade Center jokes
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
"Another one bites the dust."
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."