Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
"Another one bites the dust."
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
When you are chilling in the world trade center and then you suddenly get airplane wifi
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
