Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
9/11.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
