World Trade Center jokes
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
9/11.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.