World Trade Center jokes

It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.

I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!

Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.

Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?

Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.

9/11 jokes aren’t funny.

They always crash and burn.

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden.

Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.

9/11.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 15 years.