World Trade Center jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
9/11.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.