What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
World Trade Center Jokes
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
