The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
The Twin Towers are just like genders, There used to be two but now it's a sensitive topic
The people in the world trade center ordered two pepperoni but got two plane.
Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
When you are chilling in the world trade center and then you suddenly get airplane wifi
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
What was the last pizza order at the world trade center?
Two Large Plaines
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
Where do you think all the orphans went? In the world trade center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Two large planes!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean.. I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Joke 1) 9/11 Was Such A Tragedy... Two Drunk People Drove A Plane Into A Building
Joke 2) If 6-2=4 Why Is There No More Towers
Joke 3) Is it a bird? is it a plane? Whatever it is it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
9/11
