Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
The Twin Towers are just like genders, There used to be two but now it's a sensitive topic
The people in the world trade center ordered two pepperoni but got two plane.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
