Workout jokes
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.
The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
