Whatโs a rapperโs favorite EXERCISE?
Flexinโ
Whatโs a rapperโs favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
๐ช ๐ช ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
I donโt know why I go to the gym being healthy is dying fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
Whatโs an Emoโs favorite exercise? The dead hang.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!
1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
