Workout

Workout Jokes

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💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.

Body

After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.

It's in my basement.

Gym

I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.

Rapper

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he never skipped a beat!

Atm

I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.

He said the ATM outside.

Squat

Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:

Sit-ups: 50

Push-ups: 40

Squats: 30

Do 5 sets.

Relationship

Why do some couples go to the gym together?

Because they want their relationship to work out.

Post

Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.

Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:

1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Wheelchair

The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."

Routine

Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!

1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.