Workout jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!