Worker Jokes

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what do u call a Mexican w out a lawnmower

Unemployed

McDonald's worker be like hello would you like a mc-dick(you looked down)you:uhh wheres my dick?

Orphan- I want to be like batman Orphan worker- You are already like him hunny

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Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane

What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom? sex worker

I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast,

The orphanage worker just said “ don’t be silly”

Why did the rapper become a construction worker?

Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES

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So you get a new job, and here something about this guy named mike, The next day you go into the office and mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and Rainbows and stuff, then, a co-worker comes up and says "No one told you mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*".

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A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and released his cow was gone.

Why didn’t the constitution worker build a bridge?

He was scared to get across.

Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.

"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."

"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."

The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.

"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here.

So a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: is this free?

Then the worker said: nope, cause I’m on sale!

Boosterthon asks to raise up to $35,000. I donate $35,000. I ask "what's my prize?", Boosterthon worker says "here's a headband". Me- "I donated the goal, so is that it?", Boosterthon worker- "no, it's $35,000 per person". I pass out. Boosterthon worker goes back to work like it is a regular day.