Roses are red violets are blue I see you I see you you would have to work out
Why are people so worked up about 9/11, they were just playing jenga
I seen your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing. Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Why's being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work
why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
I got fired for not doing enough work Guess I didn’t put enough back-bone into it
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry. You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
wen you are stresing from home work just do some skatbording and kick but.
my step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work, I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital
So a mom went to her kid and said "If you pray to god, he will give you your sight back" so he did exactly that The next morning the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kids room and asked "whats wrong" the kid replied it didn't work" The mom said "April Fools"
kid: Dad wear do u work dad: I.C.U.P kid:HAHAHAH!!!! SEE YOU PEE
I was talking to a muslem yesterday, And he asked me what it's like to be blind. I happened to tell him about 20 jokes, in fact I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It 's not like I need the damn things anyway.
ive done a skeleTON of work to think of this joke. trust me ive got a feumer jokes
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal. It got too out of hand and I got spanked
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day
I was working at Fredbear’s but then I got bite of 83’d
I work at a movie studio
Unfortunately the team I was working with was useless
The team:
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down
Tell it to ur parents and friends
Why is jupiter so big because it works out
