Work jokes
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.