Work jokes
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW