Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired you still have to show up the next day.
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.
I got written up on 'Take Your Daughter To Work Day.' Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ENDS MEET
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work? You keep the tradition of hitting black things
How are Black people like communism Because they’ll never work But some of them are willing to give it a shot
why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library, when we returned them he said “your sister works the returns right” I told him “yes she does and she will be here in about five minutes”. He said “ why don’t we put a cook book in the women’s sports section” I told him “I love it” so I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
