Work

Work jokes

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.

There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.

My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.

💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.

The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.

There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.

I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.

My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.

Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?

You keep the tradition of hitting black things.

How are Black people like communism?

Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.