i dont want to die alone.... that is why i am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
this guy looked down the aisle and asked hey are those kids all yours an i replied: no i work for a condom company and these kids are just all of my complaints
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
There was a house with three storey building 🏢 First one had Mexicans Second one had Africans Third one had white people Earthquake came But who did survive? 🤔 The white family Cause they were at work
I was at school one day and my teacher gave me home work and once i got home i did not do my home work but i watched TV after movie i finally went to go do my home work i was almost done with my home work when i got to the last question i didnt know the answer so i asked the closest living being to me witch was my dog and i asked him: whats two minus two? he said nothing
I FOUND A KEY THAT WORKS FOR EVERY DOOR AT MY SCHOOL
I work as an IT technician. The other day I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying “do you consent to cookies.” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means so that’s why he called me
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
God my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
In America, you work on plantation In Soviet Russia, plantation work on you!
If someone told me to bring up 9/11. They were trying to make a funny joke but it didnt work. That one really *crashed and burned*
Why cheetah don’t say goodbye because they are not going to work
why can't emos work at a restaurant. Because they cut to much
I got fired for not doing enough work Guess I didn’t put enough back-bone into it
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work
Little Johny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something, Then he sees a plastic di##. He asks his mom whats that and mom didnt now. so when his dad comes home from work he sees him with the plastick di## and says son why uy messing with my personal toy
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know, homework.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
