Wordplay jokes
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
How does Moses make his cup of tea?
He brews it.
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
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