Wordplay jokes
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What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. 😎
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
I make science puns, but only periodically.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.