I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, βGet down, Syndrome!β
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
They are making a movie about clocks.
Itβs about time.
A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
Bend over and spell run.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
Two nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other, "I'm-a cashew!"
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
What do tomatoes π learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
