Wordplay jokes
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
Dad: "Yes, we arson."
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.