Wordplay jokes
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
Someone lunged at me, armed with an unregistered nurse. I hit the floor.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.